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9 Wikipedia Articles That'll Make You Say, 'Jimmy Wales Should've Stuck to Softcore Porn

Ah yes, arguably the greatest, most mundane article to ever be featured on the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. The kicker? The ice cream sandwich and hot dog both make an appearance. That is all.

Is ‘breasts’ two syllables or one? You decide.

In case you wanted to know, penguins pimp each other out.

This article has six times as many references as the one on Hitler’s mom. Just let that sink in for a minute.

Boo.

It’s a bunch of dicks, but they look artsy here. Part of some ancient phallic-centric religion, and I’m not even making that up.

It’s a sandwich with toast in the middle, for fucks sake. This might be an offshoot of #1, but it deserves to be here. It’s also not even featured on the original list of sandwiches, suspiciously.

The largest Wikipedia article ever assembled. Bask in its inanity.

Wikipedia art. Nothing, no amount of Wikispeak or obscure anime characters could push another article to the Wikipinnacle of perfection that is this article. Who wrote it? Who decided that it should exist? 5,000 years from now, data archaeologists will be scratching their heads. Oh, and it’s in its own category. Chew on that, M.C. Escher.

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