PEMBERTON, BC - In a shocking market implosion, Pemberton's gross domestic product has plummeted to zero dollars and zero cents.
What could have caused the drop is anyone's guess - up until May 19th, young money was flooding into the area at an alarming rate. Desirable groups such as; millennials, lifestyle bloggers, Instagram influencers and general miscreants were seemingly keen on the area.
While it certainly has the municipality reeling, the sudden drop in Pemberton's economic activity isn't entirely new. Up until recently, most BC residents couldn't locate the area on the map.