NOT QUITE NEWS
February 19, 2018
GASTOWN, BC: Clutching it like a newborn baby, Gastown resident David Walsh fell asleep with a bottle of Sriracha in his own bed late last night.
After a wild night of partying, Walsh came home to an eclectic refrigerator sta...
February 8, 2018
Reality star Kylie Jenner and rapper-producer Travis Scott have indeed welcomed a newborn baby into the world.
The 20-year-old media mogul took to Instagram to share a photo of the child – thereby ending a social media frenzy...
January 14, 2018
1. Sony.
2. Nintendo.
3. Apple.
4. The Phantom Menace on VHS.
5. Amazon.
6. An idea for Marvel vs Disney fighting games.
7. A politician.
8. The rights to reanimate Michael Jackson’s corpse for a worldwide tour with Mariah Carey.
9....
October 2, 2017
Word travels fast when a news event is breaking. Even across the country from Las Vegas, people who hadn’t gone to bed yet found it hard to sleep as they watched the body count rise and saw information drip out about what ha...
September 29, 2017
1.Would you rather be banned from the Roxy, or banished to the Roxy?
2. Would you rather be a white male, or a white Subaru Forester?
3. Would you rather have weed legalized, or buy a dime bag from Justin Trudeau illegally j...
August 10, 2017
Dear Ford,
I’m a thirty-something male ecosexual, and my relationship is getting a bit stale. We’ve been seeing each other since we met at a tour of Yellowstone National Park just over a year ago. The sex is great – we last f...
July 27, 2017
You may have seen social media blowing up about an internet game that is catching the attention of many. And no, it’s not fun. The game is intended to push the involved participants to suicide.
The game is called “B...
July 17, 2017
Since acquiring DeepMind in 2014, Google has used the company as an outlet for all of its AI research. In 2016, DeepMind made headlines for its AlphaGo program, when it bested the world’s top Go player.
Just recently, DeepMin...
July 14, 2017
It seems like yesterday when people still listened to folk music... (Edit: people still listen to folk/indie music; they just gather at Wreck Beach during sunset). Sorry, I digressed.
Here's a video of Alex Jones ranting o...
May 19, 2017
PEMBERTON, BC - In a shocking market implosion, Pemberton's gross domestic product has plummeted to zero dollars and zero cents.
What could have caused the drop is anyone's guess - up until May 19th, young money was flooding...