21 Things Disney Hasn't Bought Yet
1. Sony.
2. Nintendo.
3. Apple.
4. The Phantom Menace on VHS.
5. Amazon.
6. An idea for Marvel vs Disney fighting games.
7. A politician.
8. The rights to reanimate Michael Jackson’s corpse for a worldwide tour with Mariah Carey.
9. Fake tits.
10. The Golden State Warriors.
11. A script for the inevitable League of Extraordinary Gentlemen remake but with Wolverine leading, and a supporting cast of Homer Simpson, Mickey Mouse, Chewbacca, Deadpool, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Tupac, and Vanessa Hudgens.
12. Someone’s freedom.
13. A small nation.
14. RedTube.
15. Avocado toast.
16. The uterus of a surrogate Disney child-bearer.
17. An eighth of weed.
18. A social media bundle.
19. Your script.
20. Twenty billion McDoubles.
21. McDonald’s.