9 Wikipedia Articles That'll Make You Say, 'Jimmy Wales Should've Stuck to Softcore Porn

1. List of Sandwiches

Ah yes, arguably the greatest, most mundane article to ever be featured on the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. The kicker? The ice cream sandwich and hot dog both make an appearance. That is all.

2. Breast-shaped hill

Is ‘breasts’ two syllables or one? You decide.

3. Prostitution among Animals

In case you wanted to know, penguins pimp each other out.

4. List of Sailor Moon characters

This article has six times as many references as the one on Hitler’s mom. Just let that sink in for a minute.

5. Disambiguation (disambiguation)

Boo.

6. Phallus paintings in Bhutan

It’s a bunch of dicks, but they look artsy here. Part of some ancient phallic-centric religion, and I’m not even making that up.

7. Toast sandwich

It’s a sandwich with toast in the middle, for fucks sake. This might be an offshoot of #1, but it deserves to be here. It’s also not even featured on the original list of sandwiches, suspiciously.

8. List of Unicode Characters

The largest Wikipedia article ever assembled. Bask in its inanity.

9. List of lists of lists

Wikipedia art. Nothing, no amount of Wikispeak or obscure anime characters could push another article to the Wikipinnacle of perfection that is this article. Who wrote it? Who decided that it should exist? 5,000 years from now, data archaeologists will be scratching their heads. Oh, and it’s in its own category. Chew on that, M.C. Escher.

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